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# Fugs and Fabs: Mario Testino's Birthday Party
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-mario-testinos-birthday-party/
- Published: 2014-10-31T15:00:22.000Z
- Updated: 2014-11-02T21:59:46.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

## Keira Knightley

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spl878458_005.xml)

I MEAN COME ON. Also, I just gazed off into the middle distance and had this fanfictional fantasy where the new Cambridge baby and Keira Knightley's bundle of joy meet at their posh primary school and have all kinds of adventures. One is the Spare to the Throne (eventually, in like a SUPER LONG TIME)! The other has bohemian, artistic parents and an unconventional, cosmopolitan life style! Eventually they either fall madly in love OR end up in a love triangle, I haven't decided which.

## Kate Moss

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spl876222_025.xml)

Speaking of Kates, here is Moss's bum. If even Kate Moss cannot wholly carry this....

## Naomi Campbell, Mario Testino, Kate Moss

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spl876347_008.xml)

The Informative Caption here tells me this party is "*Great Gatsby* themed." If you say so. Naomi, of course, looks as majestic as ever. That color is good on Kate...????

## Stella McCartney

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spl876347_002.xml)

This is seriously the best I think she has ever looked (insane hem issues are per usual but that's not a hill on which I choose to die this day). Who knew that Stella can ROCK A TURBAN?

## Tinie Tempah

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spl876347_030.xml)

He almost always looks dapper as can be, and in fact is totally pulling off a very shiny suit AND no socks. (He's also profiled in the current *Tatler* and comes across very charmingly.)

## Sienna Miller

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spl876347_056.xml)

This isn't Gatbsy AT ALL, but she looks really fab in this, so I totally get why she decided, "what the hell. The color's on." (Or "colour," I suppose, as she is British.)

## Rita Ora

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spl877376_009.xml)

THIS is not Gatsby AT ALL. I find it totally hilarious, though. She looks like that episode of *Friends* where Joey wears all of Chandler's clothes at once.

## Eva Herzigova

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spl877619_009.xml)

I think MY 60th birthday party will have a turban theme. I just decided. Yes, that's a couple of decades and change away, but IT'S NEVER TOO SOON.

[Fugs and Fabs: Mario Testino's Birthday PartyI cannot tell if this was a fancy dress party or not, but given that everyone is wearing, essentially, the same color palate, I think there were, at the least, very specific GUIDELINES. Spoiler: Some people look lovely, some people look insane, there's multiple turbans, and Ms. Keira Knightley's possible uterine secret suddenly doesn't seem so secret. \[Photos: Splash\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/spl878458_005.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-mario-testinos-birthday-party-10-2014/)