Michelle and Barack Obama

This was custom-made for her, so I'm not sure I can excuse how tight that is on her bust. If I'm giving Blake Lively a hard time about her bathrobe, I probably can't let exploding boobs pass without comment, as they are ALSO at a state dinner. Obviously she can't run the risk of the dress falling DOWN, or her getting caught hoiking it all night long, but this might be too far in the other direction. Jason Wu could have stood to be a wee more precise here.

Having said that, she does also look dishy. I LOVE the big hair.

Sophie Trudeau and Michelle Obama

"Forget Marty McFly over there. Isn't SHE a dreamboat?!?"

Michelle and Sophie (in Lucian Matis)

"So you're going with 'Terrified Beauty Pageant Contestant Who Loses The Ability To Blink In Front Of The TV Cameras'? Brave choice, Soph. But seriously, blink. Can you blink? BLINK."

Trudeaus and Obamas

The movie of this state dinner, and what I hope was LOADS of behind-the-scenes sexual intrigue among the other guests because otherwise it will make a boring film, will star: Eloise Mumford as Sophie and Zach Braff as Justin. And I STILL love Michelle's hair and also that gown as well. Tightness be damned. It's GOOD. I'm not as in love with Sophie's, but it's a game stab.

Sophie (in Lucian Matis again) and Michelle

"You have NO pantyhose requirement? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OH I'M SO GULLIBLE HA HA HA HA HA HA OHHHHHH Justin's assistant is going to PAY FOR THIS HA HA. Ha."

In fairness, both these ladies look nice, and Sophie is wearing CUTE shoes.

Trudeaus and Obamas

I assume they practiced this inside for half an hour until nobody accidentally elbowed anyone else.

Michelle Obama

Hmm. Not her MOST flattering.

Michelle Obama

"You're damn right I'm not standing up to give anyone a full shot of this sucker. I don't even know what I think of it."

Michelle Obama in Narciso Rodriguez

This is from the State of the Union, and she looked great in it. What a wonderful, wonderful color.

Michelle Obama

I also love this on her, and I feel like the pose says, "Kate Middleton and I have been swapping strategies."

Fugs and Fabs: Michelle Obama

Michelle wore custom Jason Wu -- he was raised in Vancouver -- to the state dinner for Canada's new PM, and looking for that made me realize we hadn't caught up with her fashion in awhile. Let us make those amends, and as ever, I plead with you to leave your personal politics out of the comments. Especially in this particular election year, which is INSANE on all sides already and probably only going to get uglier. This should be a place people can come to get relief from angry political debates, right? Right. [Photos: Getty]