Heidi Klum
In which Heidi Klum's torso is slowly turning into a mid-price perfume bottle, currently part of a Fragrance Fun Pack on pre-pre-pre holiday sale at Macy's.
Coco Rocha
Coco, on the other hand, looks elegant and gorgeous, as always. Of all of these women -- super successful models all -- she is the only one who is really bringing any kind of charisma to this particular red carpet.
Bar Refaeli
We've seen versions of this dress EVERYWHERE, but she might be the first person to wear it where I've thought it looked like a reasonable piece of clothing and not just Fringe Gone Wild.
Alessandra Ambrosio
This is objectively totally fine, and actually probably quite pretty. I just realized that I have kind of an emotional block when it comes to like fifty percent of the current starting line-up for Victoria's Secret and I cannot work up any feeling for them. (Notable exceptions being Karlie Kloss, whom I love; Doutzen Kroes and Lindsay Ellingson, who I like just fine; and Adriana Lima, of whom I have a phobia.)
Toni Garrn in Stella McCartney
Somewhere in New York, Liv Tyler is looking at this and saying to her boyfriend, "I CANNOT BELIEVE I am going to be in Us Weekly's Who Wore It Best opposite a freaking model."
Jessica Stam
I've missed Jessica Stam -- I remember one Fashion Week where we saw her nearly everywhere, and by the end of it, she had a look on her face that was like, "I need a NAP" but that nap turned out to be WAY too long -- and she looks pretty in this.
Catherine McNeil
When will this nightmare end. Because I am OVER. THIS.