Constance Jablonski
This looks like a Boden catalog and Modcloth.com had a torrid, terribly misguided affair.
Karlie Kloss
This is a genuine "fug or fab" for me. I can't decide. Every time I conclude that it's too... busy, or goofy, or something, I look at it for another second and it wins me over with some unexpected charm.
2016 CFDA Fashion Awards - Arrivals
No such quibbles here. It's not even a GOOD bra. It's a SAD one that I don't even think wants to be here.
Joan Smalls
This outfit feels like her Love Boat finest. I am NOT a fan of the haircut. Her face is SO major (as is that lipstick) and I think the blunt-cut bangs do her bone structure no favors.
Anna Cleveland in Rodarte
Cohesion, thy antonym is "Rodarte." Seriously, how do any of their clothes have ANYTHING to do with one another?
Naomi Campbell in Brandon Maxwell
Boring, but precisely fit. That's why, when you get Naomi Campbell in your clothes, I assume you celebrate with the most expensive Champagne you can find. She delivers every level of assist.
Emily Ratajkowski in Jason Wu
ALSO boring, and ALSO very precisely fit. She isn't as naturally charismatic as Naomi, so I wish she'd spiced up the styling. I hope this doesn't herald the return of slip dresses. Those leave no room for error, and I am 95 percent error.
Adriana Lima
Somehow this is Melrose Place AND Dynasty. Which should only ever meet on an all-Aaron Spelling channel that I desperately want to exist.
Hanne Gabe Odiele
I always think of her as Sharp Belgian Elisabeth Moss. The dress... I think of as an ode to calamari.
Martha Hunt
Is that a lace romper? It MIGHT be the least offensive romper I have ever seen. That color is tasty.
Alessandra Ambrosio
She looks really good in that, and has apparently taken a page out of the Heidi Klum Manual for Being Unexpected Lately. I'd have bet money on her involving some sheers.
Elsa Hosk
No. No no no no. No. Did I say no? I meant no.
Irina Shayk in Misha Nonoo
I would have -- SHOCK -- preferred this as a gown. My main issue is that I feel like her head is at yoga class.
Shanina Shaik in Givenchy
Shanina "No Relation, And In Fact Their Surnames Are Spelled Differently" Shaik has chosen a dress that makes it look like her left and right breasts are feuding and have restraining order against each other. Also: Did Kim K wear this in a different color? It feels a little been-there, done-that for the CFDAs.
Hilary Rhoda in Monique Lhuillier
I would legitimately love that as a shower curtain.
Ashley Graham
So very dreary, but her earrings seem good.
Josephine Skriver in Sachin & Babi
At least she picked some bonkers earrings, although I'm not entirely sure her head and feet are bringing the thunder her dress is requesting.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Michael Kors
But WOW, that is catastrophically unflattering. It's like they just fully read her torso measurements wrong.