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Roger Federer

Every day should begin with Roger Federer standing next to a giant bottle of champagne.

Roger and Anna Wintour

Anna -- who looks very pretty in that dress -- hasn't started drinking the guest of honor yet.

Roger and Anna Forever

We wrote an article for New York in 2007 about how much Anna Loves Roger and in this time of uncertainty, it's nice to see that her love is still pure and true.

Anna and Roger

Well, TRUE, anyway.

Samantha Mathis

And now, everyone else. I feel like this would have been so much more successful with pants.

Emeli Sande

Emeli is a Scottish singer/song-writer who went to medical school (although she did not complete it) and is married to a marine biologist and performed at the Olympics and not only is her dress cute, all that makes me think it would interesting to go to dinner at her house.

Carol Alt

Now with 34% less Crazy!

Jeffrey Wright

I worry that the unbuttoned henley underneath makes him look like he forgot his shirt? But that suit is pretty sweet.

Additionally, I feel like you should be aware that Jeffrey's publicist did some very enthusiastic work on his IMDb profile. It begins, "Quite possibly the most underrated and underexposed actor of his caliber and generation, Jeffrey Wright's undeniable talent and ability to successfully bring to life any role he undertakes is on a par with the most praised and revered A-list actors in the business." I mean, I agree that he is super talented, but if you think he's so underexposed, PR Person, get off IMDb and get on the phone!

Josh Lucas

A friend of mine once ran with a celebrity-heavy crowd, several years ago, and I'll never forget what her take on Josh Lucas -- then thought to be the new Matthew Mcconaughey in the making. "He's always SWEATY," she said.

Michelle Hicks

I would have styled this differently, but I actually think she looks super cute in this: retro, sparkly, fun. Perfect for an event about champagne.

Karina Bowden

This color is actually quite good on her.

Kelly Rutherford

The erstwhile Lily van der Woodsen Bass Humphrey Bass is having a bad summer: her ex got custody of their kids and he took them to Monaco and then she had to declare bankruptcy and now everyone knows how much she owes Amex. She NEEDS THAT CHAMPAGNE. Give that woman a drink, seriously.

Kelly Bensimon

The last time she wore these shoes, I thought she was barefoot. You really should not have shoes that are exactly the same color and texture as your feet!

Tyson Beckford

I feel better now.

Fugs and Fabs: Moet & Chandon Celebrates Its 270th Anniversary
In which Anna Wintour proves once again that Rodger Federer is her lobster. [Photos: Getty]

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