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Selena Gomez

You might think this is just a simple red sheath, with a hint of glitter, and then a fireworks display happening on her torso in the vein of a skater doing a really terrible routine to "Stars and Stripes Forever."

Selena Gomez

But from the side, it's a red sheath with cutouts to make room for buttock stencils.

Ashley Tisdale

I really love this. RIGHT up until her sock tan.

Samantha Droke

Samantha's Wikipedia page says that she is an actress best known for being friends with Ashley Tisdale. So after Samantha realizes it's unsanitary to sit down on those gross movie chairs in this non-skirt, maybe she can go home and rewrite her terrible Wikipedia page.

Ashley Benson

She MIGHT look the best of the leads, but only by default.

Shay Mitchell

But Shay is the best-dressed Pretty Little Liar in attendance -- and not just by defailt (even though she was the only other one there), but because this is good on her. Except for the eye-makeup, which looks like one of those pranks where someone put shoe polish on the binoculas to figure out who's been peeping into the boys' locker room. BUSTED, SHAY.

Katie Aselton and Mark Duplass

1) How do the Duplass brothers have time to be in everything, everywhere, while also busily making other things in which they can be? TAKE A NAP.

2) I love that blouse.

Eva Amurri

Oooh, nice purple. And I'm fascinated by that necklace. Or is it part of the dress? Either way, it's groovy -- like she owns a lizard pet that nestles around her neck, except it's made of jewels, and thus, is not creepy.

Heather Morris

Eh, it's fine. Basic. Inoffensive. I have already forgotten it happened, but that's not always bad.

Bella Thorne

This entire outfit looks like it came from one of those fake stores in the mall, called, like, SIZZLE, or GLITZ.

Rachel Korine

Is this dress trying to run away from itself?

Harmony Korine

Dude, it's your movie. SPRING FOR A SUIT.

James Franco

Even James Franco has a sense of occasion SOMETIMES. AHEM, KORINE.

Fugs and Fabs: More People At Spring Breakers -- Seriously, Thank God For This Probably Terrible Movie
I know I'm going to end up watching Spring Breakers on a plane, shooting horrified looks at Jessica the whole time, and then bathing myself in lye. But for now I'm really grateful it exists. [Photos: Getty]

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