Olivia Munn in Antonio Berardi
I have to note that she looks GREAT. Jessica Paster is doing good work with this one.
Gabrielle Union
This is a Merry Widow with a laser-cut Hefty bag laid over it, right? Merry widow INDEED.
Skylar Diggins
My beloved Skylar, ND graduate, would look so great if this were a dress. I understand she's going for flair, but a peach catsuit is always going to give me fleas. ZING. (I don't even totally know what that means.)
Skylar Diggins
It's certainly visually striking when she walks? But I don't mean that in an especially complimentary way.
Gina Rodriguez
I was confused by her hair -- she's been wearing it like this a lot, and it seems shaved on the side -- until I remembered a story ages ago that she was being considered for a role in Star Wars Chapter VIIII. Which is shooting right now. Do we think this means she's in it? Anyway, the dress is cool enough; she's slowly getting less princess-y and more edgy, which I appreciate.
Teyonah Parris
Her head is FABULOUS. Her dress is loose and tight in the wrong places, and the Jolie Leg is sorta boring. When the slit is that far in and you have to work SO HARD to flash your quads, the effort is always going to show.
Lisa Leslie
This isn't my favorite dress of hers, but the color is AMAZING.
Jessie James Decker
She's married to WR Eric Decker (they have or had a reality show, and I guess she's been too busy with that to sit down and learn about proportions.
Sydney Leroux
Sydney is missing the Olympics this year, for a very good reason obviously. She looks great.
Lolo Jones
Nice color, good shoes, INTENSE bronzer.
April Ross
April is Kerri Walsh's new volleyball partner, and I'm excited to watch them together despite having FEELINGS about Misti May not being out there instead. (She retired, so good for her, but you know. CHANGE. HISTORY. I will miss her. I wonder if they'll get her in the booth, or if she'll smartly steer clear of Zika.)
Rachel Nichols
I like this well enough on her -- I'm sure it's weird to show up at these things when you're one of the anchors, and you're not as used to this side of the dog-and-pony show -- but I wish her bracelet arm was not hiding back there.
Sage Steele
Sage looks pretty, albeit veering VERY close to too much midriff. She might be there. She's right on the line. I can see a shadow of navel.
Michelle Beadle
This washes her out, for me. Beadle has more personality than this. Maybe she'd feel better if she'd remembered a bracelet.
Breanna Stewart
Breanna is another in a long line of UConn hoops stars. I wish one of the photogs had told her to give her skirt a tug to take out that crinkle.
Wanda Durant
This is Kevin Durant's mother. I've heard gossip that she's looking to fight Ayesha Curry for courtside dominance at Warriors games next year, which I'm sure is silliness, but it makes me laugh. The basketball wife/mom hierarchy is surely EXTREMELY dramatic. As is this photo.
Summer Rae
She is a wrestler. I wish someone had wrestled this dress out of her closet, because it is making a horrible mishmash out of her boobs. You'd think a lady wrestler would be WAY more conscious of what they're doing at all times, given that she probably has to try really hard not to get them walloped.