Natalie Portman in Dior

Thank you, Natalie, for not wearing a beige lip with this. I salute you, while also craving the usual arm jewels. But this very simple and regal gown is very nice work from Dior, and perfect for her.

Natalie Portman in RED Valentino

This is really chipper. Natalie! Are you more fun when you're pregnant?

Lily-Rose Depp in Chanel

This is so... semi-homemade. Sandra Lee would LOVE to turn this into a spring tablescape.

Lily-Rose Depp in vintage Chanel

Apparently this piece is her own -- which to me suggests she actually raided her mother's closet. I enjoy imagining that. I don't particularly like the makeup with it, and it looks a TINY bit like the magician's bunny got stuck in his assistant's cleavage. But I DO like that she's going for upmarket glamour rather than downmarket open-air ass panels.

Lily-Rose Depp

I believe she wore these shoes to both events, and they are proof that Karl Lagerfeld is a Slytherin.

Fugs and Fabs: Natalie Portman and Lily-Rose Depp at Venice Film Festival

So, yes, Jessica and I TOTALLY had a long conversation before yesterday's post about how Natalie Portman had to be pregnant, but we have been trying not to speculate in our posts, so we let it lie. But now we -- and all of you, who were guessing it correctly too -- can gloat about how we were right. I love it when a uterine plan comes together. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]