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Jennifer Lopez

jennifer lopez

I do, in fact, think she looks fantastic here. Those are some good-looking neutral shoes, and even her beige makeup is working.

Melissa George

melissa george

This is really, really bad. Melissa just had a baby in November, and she looks great, and appropriate, and exactly as you should if you just had a baby in November. So why anyone stuck her in this uncomfortable-looking outfit is beyond me. I feel like it was constructed for minimum flattery (albeit possibly maximum Hang On Just Let Me Whip These Out And Pump).. It's just a really bad ensemble. BUT, it's nowhere near as awful as what she wore to the Globes, so there's a small mercy for you.

I keep forgetting she has a show coming out sometime this year -- some medical thing called Heartbeat, which Amy Brenneman is producing -- and I am not convinced that's going to go well. In part because I just think America may already have said no to Melissa George in a lead-actress capacity. Then again, I am ALSO someone who thought Chris Evans -- post Fantastic Four -- was not going to make a comeback, so what the hell do I know.

Eva Longoria

Wouldn't have worn beige with white, but she looks pretty great otherwise. I saw the preview episodes of her new show, Telenovela, and they were... not great. She's got GREAT comic timing herself, though. It just sometimes gets a little manic in this particular vehicle.

Eva Longoria

eva longoria

I assume she and Kate Middleton have long phone conversations about how to keep their rings clean.

Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham

Playing House got renewed for a third season, which is EXCELLENT news for fans of smart ladies who are best friends; smart ladies who are best friends and work together; smart ladies who are best friends and work together and also with Keegan Michael Key; smart ladies who are best friends and work together with Keegan Michael Key and never have to fend off dumb sexist rumors about cat fights; dresses; and the world. Also, shout-out to the great pedicures on both of them, which I realize sounds sort of creepy but I love a good deep polish.

America Ferrera

america ferrera

Toss those shoes, girl. You can have more fun there.

Jenna Fisher, Megan Mullally

jenna fischer, megan mullally

I am not sure why I had NO IDEA that their weird comedy about the world being about to end even existed. Rob Lowe is in it! WHEN DID HE HAVE TIME?

Patrick Warburton and Carrie Preston

Puddy and Elsbeth Tascioni? I am on board. She looks great, also.

Larenz Tate

larenz tate

You KNOW how I feel about cute men who point.

Amber Stevens

amber stevens

I am not a fan of those elvish foot-sheaths.

J. Louis Mills

He is in "Heartbeat" with Melissa, and he is ROCKING that eye patch. I don't know why he has it -- he doesn't seem to have a Wikipedia page, so nobody is telling me what happened -- but there's also something great about that. Like, he's not That Actor With The Eyepatch; he just gets to be an actor who happens to WEAR an eyepatch.

Monica Raymund, Marina Squerciati

Monica Raymund, Marina Squerciati

These two are Chicago Fire and Chicago PD. And they appear to have gone shopping at the same lace depot.

Monica Raymund, Marina Squerciati

At least they're having fun? Marina may be moments away from a good old-fashioned Wax On, Wax Off.

Fugs and Fabs: NBC Winter TCAs
"HOLA LOVERS. Can you decode me? I am wearing a SHADE OF BLUE so that you know to watch my new show, and shoes in the key of BLAH so that you know I do not care about the singing thing that is ending. But they are NICE shoes in the key of blah so watch it anyway. It could not be more clear." [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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