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# Fugs and Fabs: Nick Cannon
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-nick-cannon/
- Published: 2013-08-30T17:00:32.000Z
- Updated: 2013-09-03T17:17:22.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Nick Cannon

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wenn20607119.xml)

This is the smurfiest marvel. I call it Your Dad's Metallic Prom.

## Nick Cannon

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/177937885.xml)

He LOVES to point. I imagine his wooing of Mariah Carey involved three things: finger guns, rubbing her feet, and telling her she was the specialest snowflake.

## Nick Cannon

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/176526659.xml)

I am not sure the shirt goes well with the strong shoes and pocket square, but can we give him a lot of points for MATCHING those other two things? He IS en fuego.

## Nick Cannon

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/175763845.xml)

Between the clothes and the kerchief, I think he's roped in every single color in the Peacock. Now THAT is a loyal employee.

## Nick Cannon

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/174300521.xml)

I find him amusingly dapper in the vein of Will Smith, back before Will Smith became sad around the edges because we stopped caring so much. Justin Bieber CERTAINLY could do worse than trying as hard as Nick does.

[Fugs and Fabs: Nick CannonI've been napping on poor old Nick, which isn't fair, because he's trying so hard to entertain us. HE WEARS SHOES OF FIRE, y'all. \[Photos: Getty, WENN\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wenn20607119.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-nick-cannon-08-2013/)