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# Fugs and Fabs: Non-Saldana Ladies at the Star Trek Premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-non-saldana-ladies-at-the-star-trek-premiere/
- Published: 2013-05-15T21:00:48.000Z
- Updated: 2013-06-11T17:39:07.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Jennifer Morrison

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168754362.xml)

This is a pretty color, but a little disco for me. Also, do I detect massive platforms under there? Did she need those because it was so long? Are stripper shoes the new tailor?

## Jennifer Morrison

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168751832.xml)

Are we seeing too much of her bum here, or is it just right?

## Maria Menounos

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168751353.xml)

But why the lace wings? Why turn your torso into an overly formal maxi pad?

## Alice Eve

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168753155.xml)

This is fine. It's very Star Trek. She's on point.

## Sarah Chalke

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168751198.xml)

This might work better for me if it went straight across, instead of looking like two strangely designed skyscrapers.

## Jessica Szohr

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168753379.xml)

This was SO CUTE until her bra was all, "I WILL NOT BE IGNORED."

## Ashley Williams

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/ffn_rij_star_trek_051413_51097200.xml)

This is like The Widow Longoria crossed with Maleficent mixed with rhythmic gymnastics.

## Fran Drescher

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168753136.xml)

I wonder if Fran Drescher will ever NOT look like this.

## Kate Beckinsale

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168753124.xml)

Big points for livening up the joint with the shoe choice, but this feels like the super dull version of what she wore to the Met Ball, which itself suffered from an imagination void.

## Serinda Swan

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168752049.xml)

I always forget what I know her from, and then Google her and realize she was in *Tron: Legacy*. And now, apparently, also in some supersize Hanes.

## Catherine Bell

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168752062.xml)

I have never watched a show with her on it, and yet I'm pretty sure she hasn't aged. At all. She looks good in this. Way to go, ex-JAG.

## Lea Thompson

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168753167.xml)

Oh, Lorraine. That's dangerously close to requiring pants, which I presume are over on your hope chest alongside Calvin Klein's.

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