Honor - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
While this cut specifically might be a tad matronly on most people, the idea is pretty, and I bet it looked great coming down the runway.
Honor - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This print is interesting, too. Honor is quickly becoming a show that I really enjoy watching ,regardless of whether I am in love with every piece. There's always something to mull.
Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Every time I see a dress like this, I think, "Elle Fanning." I don't know why. But as dresses go, this DOES seem fairly Elle Fanning.
Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I'm mildly afraid that this ALSO makes me think of Elle Fanning.
Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
AND THEN. It's ba-aaaack. All that tulle adds literally nothing EXCEPT length.
Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
See? It's not a perfect dress without it, but it's about 85 percent better.
Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
AND AGAIN. WILL THIS NEVER STOP. Also, we've seen a hundred of this style lately.
Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
And again, see how much better it is without the extra pointless froof?
Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Please make it stop.
Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
NO, REALLY. I AM DONE WITH THESE.
Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
There's no way this silhouette is going to look good on any mortal woman.
Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
It's... not the most inspiring use of plaid.
Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Also not the most inspiring use of lace, nor pants. It's like Chico's made pajamas for Victoria's Secret. Or the other way around.
Tadashi Shoji - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
But THIS is lovely, so we've got that going for us.
Costello Tagliapietra - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is quite cool, too.
Costello Tagliapietra - Runway - MADE Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is... not.
Creatures Of The Wind - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Insert Tim Gunn's Worried Face Here.
Tocca - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I do not like those pants, madame. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
Tocca - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This person maybe should stop making pants altogether.
Tocca - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is NOT what I meant.
Tocca - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
ALSO not what I meant.
Tocca - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is never ANYTHING I have meant, ever.
Tocca - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
But again: Something to like.
Richard Chai - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
If dresses over pants comes back, as a legit thing, I am going to cry.
Richard Chai - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This is so overworked, like a map that's been wrongly re-folded seventeen times.
Richard Chai - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Insert Tim Gunn's REALLY Worried Face Here.
Richard Chai - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
An orange-red leather jacket, though? Probably. None of the REST of it needs to come home with me, but I'll gladly take that and give it a test run.
Richard Chai - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
And I really like this pattern, but just perhaps... done differently.
BCBGMAXAZRIA - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Proof positive that this style of pant DOES NOT WORK on ANYONE.
BCBGMAXAZRIA - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Don't let pseudo-overalls happen to you.
BCBGMAXAZRIA - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Proof positive that "just add more tulle" is never the answer.
BCBGMAXAZRIA - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Proof positive that slapping thick-rimmed hipster specs on an outfit does not a success make.
BCBGMAXAZRIA - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
This feels like more patterns than BCBG usually employs. I like some of the fabrics; just not necessarily quite how they were all displayed.
Nicholas K - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
Male models are HILARIOUS.
Nicholas K - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
But then things here took an uncomfortable turn.
Nicholas K - Runway - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014
I am not sure whether to laugh or be horrified.