Coco Rocha
Coco continues to be a fine ambassador for us over there. She is lidding herself with the utmost drama. I feel like she's a super grown-up Madeline, running amok in Melbourne instead of Paris.
Kate Upton
This is the junior version of that hat -- not reluctant, exactly, but not as confident. And those shoes are the evil version of themselves. They have NO place with this black-and-white outfit. Either go for a pop of color, or go black, or go white if you feel you must, but nude is the only SUREFIRE wrong answer here.
Kate Peck
I guess MTV Australia still has veejays. Who knew? I don't understand HER shoes with this outfit either, but the hat is hypnotic. There should be tiny silver balls laced through it, which we're asked to move one way or the other in a diabolical trick puzzle.
Kyly Clarke
I love this. She's listed on Wikipedia as a model, presenter, and former host on The Weather Channel. Has America ever let anyone graduate from The Weather Channel? How rude of us. Anyway, her whole getup feels too nighttime for a luncheon, and her headband is, by definition, not a hat. This disappoints.
Dami Im
"I might be wearing a snood? Yeah... basically I didn't read the invitation. Whoops."