Maria Sharapova
This is very pretty, but the styling is kind of a drag.
Jessica Pare
This isn't terrible, but it's a bit Vampy Daytime. Also, if that were a chat show of vampires in their lair waiting for the sun to go down and gossiping, I'd watch it.
Lindsay Ellingson
Lindsay's a model, and therefore perhaps it's not a surprise that she wears this well.
Ariana Grande
Can I confess that I have no interest in Ariana Grande and don't even know why she's a thing? It's true. Regardless, someone on her team should tell her she doesn't need to pose like this.
Joe Manganiello and John Varvatos
"This guy!"
"No, THIS guy!"
Maybe BOTH these guys?
Lily Aldridge
So shiny!
Sailor Brinkley Cook
Yes, this is Christie Brinkley's daughter. You know how I feel about her shoes, I'm sure.
Victor Cruz
Victor is CONSTANTLY dapper.
Chanel Iman
Her midriff is sad.
Adrienne Bailon
Because what else would she be wearing? This is one paint-stroke from being a Jessica Rabbit costume.
Nicole Richie
This might be the only crop top I've ever really been okay with. She's wearing it well.
Kate Upton and Christie Brinkley
Kate looks grand. Christie looks a little Real Housewives...and, frankly, maybe should be on Real Housewives, so all the ones who claim they're former models can REALLY get the side-eye.