LeAnn Rimes
Don't tell Brandi Glanville, but LeAnn looks kinda great, right?
Jewel
Playing the role of Taylor Swift tonight -- seriously, if T. Swift doesn't show up at your country music awards show, did it even really happen? -- is Jewel. She is here to save your soul and talk about how small her hands are. (She looks saucy, but pretty good, right? I mean, in a way where you'd never think she was a yodeling hippie, but that's okay.)
Olivia Newton-John
"Yes! I AM Olivia Newton-John!" I appreciate that she's wearing Sandy's leather jacket.
Sara Evans
I seriously think her earrings literally ARE door knockers.
Carrie Keagan
I just imagined this on Kat Graham and now I will not rest until that happens.
Jessi Alexander
In addition to being a singer in her own right, Jessi Alexander wrote TWO Hannah Montana songs, including "The Climb," which is now stuck in your head. I'm sorry.
Shawna Thompson
Shawna is half of the duo Thompson Square, which sounds like a hotel to me. This feels like a knock-off of a more fancy-pants frock to me, but it's not terrible. "It's not terrible" is a great endorsement, no? I mean it in a more ringing way than that, frankly.
Lyndsey Highlander
I just really hope someone asked Lyndsey Highlander if Priscilla Presley is her hair-spiration. That's all I want.