Lupita N'yongo

She looks amazing, as usual, although this might not be my FAVORITE of her looks, because I have a personal aversion to the I Had To Tie This Onto Myself detail that Lanvin (which this is) has the occasion tendency to do. It seems a little overwhelming on her.

Naomie Harris

On the other hand, this is fab and she is spectacular and those shoes are making me so happy. It might look a bit daytime, but it's a great daytime. (It's Vivienne Westwood)

Sasha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher

Zzzzzz.

Sigourney Weaver

Are those Google Glasses? As my friend Annie said to me this weekend, "I don't really know what they are but I know that I don't want them."

Salma Hayek

I couldn't resist using this photo. It's so Opening Credits Of Real Celebrities of Beverly Hills. I feel like her opening line is something like, "I've got an figure that won't stop...especially not to cash the checks my mouth is writing."

Salma Hayek

And she looks great.

Berenice Marlohe

I am so deeply grateful that this dress is lined.

Suki Waterhouse

I have to admit, this dress is funky but it's also kind of fabulous to me. I just wish it were being worn by, say, Zoe Saldana and not The Young Model Bradley Cooper Is Currently Squiring.

Alice Eve

Newsflash: Alice Eve goes brunette, rejects bracelets. News at 11!

Alex Kingston

I feel like this would be more successful if the underskirt weren't white, and it therefore looked more intentional and less Can-Can-Adjacent. ALSO: Ralph Fiennes was also at this event and as a Former Ralph Fiennes Obsessive, of course I know that he and Alex Kingston dated for ten years before they got married (she wore purple) and then he left her like six months later for Francesca Annis who at the time was playing his mother in Hamlet. (In retrospect, as an adult, I wonder if that wedding was a last-ditch effort to stitch things together.) Then, of course he allegedly had an affair with a Romanian pop star, which broke up the Annis relationship. As fond as I am of Fiennes, I suspect that many ladies around the world refer to him as Voldemort AND MEAN IT. ANYWAY. I wonder if them being at this event together was awkward or if they're both like, "THAT was crazy, right? How's your family?"

Karen Gillan

Because of course someone must wear shortalls.

Kelly Rowland

Lots of questions about this one. But the most pressing is: is that satin waist ruffle sturdy enough to support using it as a place to store appetizers? Can you stick a pig in a blanket in there and go about the party until you're hungry again? Because that's a real selling point.

Julia Roberts

Also, this happened. God knows why. The patronizing expression of the dude clapping kind of says it all. (Julia appears to be wearing this again, but this time in black.)

Julia Roberts

"Thank you. Thank you, yes. I AM amazing. I'm thrilled to see you recognize that."

Fugs and Fabs of The BAFTA Britannia Awards: The Ladies

I like the idea that, a couple of years ago, the folks at the British Academy of Film and Television Arts got together and were all, "You guys? Having one major awards show isn't enough. Let's throw some random other ones in the United States!" Now, I say "a couple of years ago," but The Hollywood Reporter claims that this event has been happening for twenty-two years, so...just imagine that meeting with everyone wearing plaid and Doc Martens. Also according to THR, at this particular event this weekend, Sasha Baron Cohen apparently did a "hilarious" "prank" involving knocking over a woman "in a wheelchair" which sounds very "delightful" indeed. Don't get me started on him. DO get me started on what all the ladies were wearing, however. [Photos: Getty]