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The Band Perry

Kimberly Perry looks lovely; the Boys Perry always look like they're halfway through workshopping their Salvatore brothers costumes.

Lauren Alaina

Lauren is a country-singing AI runner-up, like Carrie Underwood (and countless others) before her. I am not crazy about the fit of this -- the top is very snug -- but other than that, I actually think it's really pretty.

Jana Kramer

Jana is of course best known to me as Alex on One Tree Hill -- the formerly drug-addled kinda sometimes a little suicidal actress/hot mess who cleaned herself up but remained awesomely bitchy. She was actually really good on that show, so I wish her the best and want her to succeed. She also has a country album that I hear is kind of good. As far as her dress goes: a touch pageant, but mostly good right? Personally, if I were to move into country music -- with songs such as "Why (Didn't I Back Up That Document)?" and "I Live For You (Diet Coke)" and "TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS (Dipshits)" -- I would go FULL pageant, so I actually admire her restraint.

Michael Lockwood and Lisa Marie Presley

Lockwood is Lisa Marie's guitarist/husband and I appreciate the 19th century English Zombie Dandy flair he put into his look. As far as LM goes, we've seen that dress 200 times and I can't remember any of them. I'm sure someone in Fug Nation whose brain is still working will help me, but suffice to say: She doesn't look bad but I'm still over it.

Rachel Bradshaw

Rachel is Terry Bradshaw's daughter, and in my imagination she wears that coat all the time. Like as a bathrobe.

But more importantly, what I have learned in looking her up is that TERRY BRADSHAW HAS RECORDED FIVE ALBUMS. !!!!!!!!!!! I...need to hear these, you guys.

Clare Bowen

Clare, of course, is on Nashville. I don't exactly like this outfit on its own terms, but she kind of looks like she's in costume as that sort of quirky artsy girl you knew in college who you find unbearably twee until you find out she's actually legitimately talented and then you grudgingly respect her.

iranda Lambert with Ashley Monroe and Angaleena Presley (of Pistol Annies)

I can't tell what the dress code is for this event, but Miranda has pretty much never looked cuter. The Pistol Annies are batting .500 at the moment, but I'll let you discuss which of them got on base in the comments.

Fugs and Fabs of the BMI Country Awards
I feel like there are more awards shows for country music than there are Duane Reades in New York; there is seemingly a gala every week. I've never even heard of this one! At first, I automatically translated it as the Body Mass Index Country Awards, and I thought, "my god, that is RUDE."

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