Saoirse Ronan in Calvin Klein
Gather around, children, for another round of If Only It Were Lined, my least favorite song ever.
Meryl Streep
Up next, a jaunty rendition of "It's Meryl, She Can Do Whatever She Wants!"
Amy Schumer
I believe there is a song with the lyrics, "Same As It Ever Was," which applies here. (Will she go home and realize she's not in her own beautiful house?) Having said that, I think she does look good here.
Lily Collins
Is it crazy to want these trousers to be a bit more snug?
Chloe Farnworth
Chloe here has literally like 10 things coming out in the next couple of years, but they all seem terrible, so....? Regardless, I confess, I have notes about the shoes and clutch, but I dig that dress.
Jane Seymour
Don't worry, Jane, I am leaving my heart open.
Shohreh Aghdashloo
She looks as elegant as ever.
Mel B
My notes on this dress are surely predictable, but her head looks great.
Annabelle Wallis
You probably remember her from The Tudors, where she was poor Jane Seymour, but perhaps ALSO from your tabloids of choice, as she's currently dating Chris Martin. Who has a type, I see.
Julie Chen
The Chenbot got bangs!