Gisele
Damn you, Gisele. Damn you and your immaculate genes.
Julia Restoin-Rotfeld
Just warming you up for all the Fashion Famous people who will be appearing at the Met Ball tonight. ("Fashion Famous" is how Heather and I refer to people who are crazy well-known within fashion circles and to the people who read WWD on purpose, but who could, like, run over your grandma with a tractor and your grandma would not be able to identify her. Unlike, say, Beyonce, who is just Famous Famous.)
Nicky Hilton
Nicky Hilton LONGS to be Fashion Famous, rather than Famous For Obnoxious Siblings/Behavior (Snooki Famous). Which is why she's wearing this. I feel like this SCREAMS, "please let me be a respected socialite who spends a shitload of money on clothes again and gets invited to good parties with other rich people with good taste, PLEASE."
Chloe Sevigny
Chloe, that MIGHT be a shirt worn as a dress, but this is basically damn cute.
Stacy Keibler
This is totally inoffensive and fine and can we just talk about the press release I got claiming that Stacy attended a bridal fashion show this weekend at "Barcelona Bridal Week"? Which she totally could have been doing just for fun and not to SEND A MESSAGE.
Natalie Dormer and Emilia Clarke
I love that the woman behind Emilia Clarke is obviously all, "....shit, I'm totally in the frame of this shot."
Kylie Minogue
OH KYLIE NO. You look like a window awning.