This is just a tablecloth, seriously. It's also Stella McCartney because OF COURSE IT IS. I'll allow it if she's secretly pregnant, though.
I feel like this looks like something you'd wear to a period-appropriate Flowers in the Attic party. It is horrifyingly like a bedspread and matching throw pillow from the guest room in a house in the early 80s and it is BAD.
This, on the other hand, is crazy adorable and fantastic on her.
This is HORRIFYINGLY ugly to me. From the shorts to the sleeves to the shoes, I just want to burn all of it. Not the least because it's Balenciaga and ergo probably cost more than my car.
This looks as if she was in an industrial chemical accident and is slowly being eaten away by acid.
I love him, but can I sign off on a shirt that looks like the inside of the envelopes to some thank you notes I got at Papyrus in 2003? No.
"This isn't patterned," I hear you say. AU CONTRAIRE, FRIENDS.
I am confused by this dress. I like the parts of it that don't look like a mistake.
Did we know that About a Boy is married to Roswell? Because I did not. Also: I wish Roswell worked more. Is ANYONE from Roswell working right now? Even Heigl's fallen down a pit of doing silent work in ZZzquil ads.
I think this would have been more successful on an older woman.
I cannot believe I am even saying this, but: this jumpsuit ain't so terrible.
This is what you wear when you're serving a giant pitcher of margaritas out on the lanai. I'm okay with that.
Thumbs up to you, too, dude.