> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs and Fabs of the Kentucky Derby: The Dudes - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-of-the-kentucky-derby-the-dudes/ - Published: 2013-05-06T16:00:52.000Z - Updated: 2013-06-11T17:39:12.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Stephen Amell ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168056857_10.xml) In the first Derby slide show, I mentioned the CW's habit of falling in love with an actor and then forcing him or her into basically everything. And the good news is that even if the CW eventually cancels *Arrow*, they WILL find a spot for Stephen Arnell, because he is dreamy and no one does dreamy like The CW. I neither watch *Arrow* nor think this suit looks that great on him and I still recognize that they'll never let him go. ## Stephen Amell ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/167986731_10.xml) What I already just said. ## Shaun Phillips ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168056402_10.xml) Broncos linebacker Shaun Phillips is merely missing a mint julep here. ## Larsa Younan and Scottie Pippin ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168056103_10.xml) Scottie Pippin! I just haven't seen him in a long time, is all. ## Gary Payton and guest ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168056052_10.xml) Former Seattle SuperSonics star Gary Payton! Also looking sharp. A lot of former athletes came to the Derby. ## Jason Biggs and Jenny Mollen ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/167984142_10.xml) Like former competitive dressage enthusiast Jason Biggs (I totally just made that up). ## Jason Biggs and Jenny Mollen ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168055965_10.xml) I appreciate their commitment to theme. And his shoes. ## Tiki Barber and Traci Lynn Johnson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168048624_10.xml) I really used to have a lot of fondess for Tiki Barber and he's so handsome, but then I remembered, in the corner of my brain, that he did something recently that I wasn't wild about and I looked it up and it turns out this woman with him is the 23 year old NBC intern he left his pregnant wife for back in 2010 and now I feel weird all over again. Uh, congrats on still being together? Can we just move on to the next slide? ## John Guerrera, Carson Kressley and Jai Rodriguez ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168048398_10.xml) Hey, remember when *Queer Eye* was a thing? (Guerrera is Carson's boyfriend, not a cast member they brought in at the end after you stopped watching, but he's definitely cute enough to be on TV.) I appreciate that Carson and Jai coordinated. Is it weird that *Queer Eye* isn't on in syndication now? I feel like it ought to be running on Bravo, like, in the middle of the night. To keep us insomniacs company. ## Elizabeth Chambers and Armie Hammer ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168044672_10.xml) I wonder if there was perhaps a memo instructing the men to wear white...BEFORE LABOR DAY!!!!!!!! (I am wearing white jeans right now, myself. You have to push back where you can.) ## Anthony Anderson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168044638_10.xml) The coordination of his shoes and his hatband makes me extremely happy. ## Lance Bass and Michael Turchin ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168044496_10.xml) Lance Bass is working this -- and that shirt/tie combo is pretty advanced. (Turchin is *his* boyfriend. I enjoy that they're subtly coordinated.) ## Travis Tritt and wife Theresa Nelson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168044477_10.xml) $5 says someone at some point turned to someone at this event and said the words, "holy shit, is that TRAVIS TRITT??" ## Singer Luke Bryan and wife Caroline Boyer ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168041839_10.xml) I don't know much about Luke Bryan, but I do know that his teeth are REALLY REALLY white. ## Joey Fatone ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168025570_10.xml) This is BOLD. ## Joey Fatone ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/167986721_10.xml) JAZZ HANDS! ## Kid Rock ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168048356_10.xml) OF COURSE Kid Rock just showed up looking like Kid Rock. ## Terry O'Quinn ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/167984454_10.xml) Watch out for the Smoke Monster, guys. ## Freddie Jackson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/167984151_10.xml) a) this suit is sharp and b) holy shit, the picture of Freddie Jackson's Wikipedia page [IS THE BEST THING EVER.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddie%5FJackson?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) ## Josh Henderson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/167984143_10.xml) Henderson, in fact, could probably benefit from some finger guns. ## Josh Henderson ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168048738_10.xml) Again. Suffering from lack of finger guns. ## Morris Day ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/167984132_10.xml) Close enough! I'll take it. Thank you, Morris Day. Say hi to Prince for me! [Fugs and Fabs of the Kentucky Derby: The DudesBless all the dudes who realized they were going to the Kentucky Derby and decided to DO IT UP. Viva la seersucker! \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/168056857_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-of-the-kentucky-derby-the-dudes-05-2013/)