Krysten Ritter
This feels REALLY on the nose for the Kentucky Derby, like what you'd wear in a high school play set at the Kentucky Derby.
Lauren Conrad
TOO MUCH BEIGE, LAUREN.
Lauren Conrad
NEEDS A BRACELET LAUREN. Also doesn't fit great? Also...whatever, Lauren Conrad. Go in peace.
Miranda Lambert
I have concerns. Not all of them about this dress, but...you know. Most of them.
Miranda Lambert
This hat is a treat. What was also a treat was the headline copy on her recent cover of US Weekly, which was basically "MIRANDA'S MARRIAGE IS FINE except she is totally reading Blake Shelton's emails behind his back. It was so passive-aggressive.
Taylor Dayne
How many times do you think Taylor Dayne hears the words, "Tell it to my heart" from people 35 and older on a daily basis? My guess is approximately a kajillion, and that's why I'm not going to say that I'm going to try not to break said heart by weighing in on...a bunch of stuff.
Taylor Dayne
Like this.
Angela Bassett
Angela Bassett hardly ever disappoints. The lining of this might be a little weird, but she's pulling it off by the virtue of being Angela Bassett, and speaking of old people, you aren't one if you don't have fond memories of AB in What's Love Got to Do With It? because she was awesome in it and she's been riding on that for years.
Coco Rocha
THIS is the kind of hat I'm looking for. I don't mean for the Derby specifically. I mean, for EVERYTHING. I hope she wears this to the Met Gala tonight too. It is awesome.
Coco Rocha
Thumbs up on the dress, too -- and I'd just like to inform you that I accidentally wrote "thugs up" on the dress, which is that thing that happens when you're out and a bunch of street toughs come up and pay you a nice compliment.
Christa B Allen
SIGH.
Star Jones
This might be my favorite thing that ever happened. I am not even kidding. Yes. I vote yes for Star Jones With Exploding Feather Skull.
Matt Barr and Heather Hemmens
Apparently this is what happens when your CW show gets cancelled and they don't manage to shovel you into another CW show. In fact, the CW appears to have TOTALLY DISAVOWED the cast of Hellcats, which is very unlike them -- look how many times they made Chad Michael Murray happen. They always get attached to actors and find new jobs for them. Where's the love for Ashley Tisdale, guys? (Ashley Tisdale was good on Hellcats, seriously).
Jane Seymour
FINE I WILL LEAVE MY HEART OPEN.
Jane Seymour
I think we've officially hit maximum capacity of beige shoes.
Jennifer Tilly
It goes without saying that I am terrified and alarmed that Jennifer Tilly is not wearing a huge and glorious chapeau.