> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs and Fabs of the Marie Claire Party: So Much Crazy - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-of-the-marie-claire-party-so-much-crazy/ - Published: 2014-04-09T21:00:11.000Z - Updated: 2016-11-17T00:58:47.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37 ## Aimee Teegarden ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/aimee_teegarden_483491571.xml) It will SHOCK YOU to hear that her shoes are nude pumps. It shocked ME that she is wearing a glorified sports bra. ## Paz Vega ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/paz_vega_483488555.xml) I mean... the giant X on her torso says it all. ## Kate Mara ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/kate_mara_483489261.xml) That's not the best dress shape. But beyond that, I HATE the styling. The super shiny lapels and super shiny rose-gold shoes and super shiny bag are too much -- I would lose the shoes -- and her makeup looks like it was designed for a totally different outfit. The whole thing is trampling her. ## Elizabeth Henstridge ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/elizabeth_henstridge_483488557.xml) This would've been more successful if the ENTIRE right side were black. As is, it just looks bizarrely censored. ## Zoey Deutch ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/zoey_deutch_483488893.xml) It's... fine? It's different for her, at least, but those shoes are giving me the WORST memories of the late '90s. And one Fug National noted that the dress -- [which is Alexander Wang, and available at Barneys for $645 (!)](https://www.barneys.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-BNY-Site/default/Search-Show?q=503269399&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- is also [a secret sideboob fest](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/actress-zoey-deutch-attends-marie-claire-celebrates-may-news-photo/483457073?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). ## Zoe Lister-Jones ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/zoe_lister_jones_483488509.xml) Zoe here is the cookie-cutter Acerbic Single Brunette on "Friends With Better Lives," a title which I am stunned got through because I do NOT have any idea what that's supposed to be implying. Are their lives better than MINE, or than they were a week ago, or than the lives of the original *Friends*? Like, I don't want to watch a show where the title tells me these people are like me but WAY AWESOMER. I can infer that all on my own when I look at Brooklyn Decker. Anyway, based on how it looks like her topknot is knocking her lopsided and her top is from a road production of *Grease*, I'm feeling good about my life right this second. But I wouldn't mind if that skirt came into it. ## Elle Fanning ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/elle_fanning_483488791.xml) She is just a lovely girl, and that boring-ass dress is killing me. MAJOR points for being classy and resisting The Crazy; now let's just find the middle ground between this and, like, Rodarte. ## Sarah Hyland ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sarah_hyland_483488673.xml) The most interesting thing here: The multi-colored fingernails. ## Ari Graynor ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/ari_graynor_483488627.xml) Points for the shoes and lipstick, but it can't JUST be about that. This needs about three inches and one spicier accessory. ## Sasha Alexander ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sasha_alexander_483488315.xml) I get the idea behind the top, but I also think it is a BAD idea. ## Katie Lowes ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/katie_lowes_483488021.xml) I want to love this, but somehow the two pieces together are super unflattering on her. ## Nikki Reed ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/nikki_reed_483491471.xml) This, I like. Nikki Reed has developed a tendency to show up places quietly looking really rather good. I'm sort of sad it didn't work out for her and her kooky "American Idol" contestant husband, because I saw the episode where they met on a red carpet and remember thinking, "Oh, these two are HOT for each other," and it was fun to be right. ## Mena Suvari ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mena_suvari_483489059.xml) Well her face really DOES look fresh, so at least there's that. [Fugs and Fabs of the Marie Claire Party: So Much CrazyAs with so many parties that are Fresh Faces events, this one was actually a mix of newbies and people whose faces are only fresh in the sense that they are probably clean. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/aimee_teegarden_483491571.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-of-the-marie-claire-party-so-much-crazy-04-2014/)