Hideous. Just hideous. It's like the partially digested version of Jessica Chastain's Givenchy.
Hacky joke of the day: "She's not just one of the broke girls; she's BANKRUPT." ZING. I'm fired.
I don't even know how to judge this. She's Sharon Stone. It's not nearly kooky nor impossibly glam enough. With her it really ought to be one or the other, if not both at once.
I wish the fabric at the bottom had stayed out of it. NONE OF THIS CONCERNS YOU.
This looks like a caftan that was pinned fifteen minutes ago to fit, but actually, it still looks great on her.
Is this her Quinceanera?
Marion Cotillard wore a different version of this, and looking like your pelvis has elephantitis didn't work on her either.
I think that belt is one of Marilyn Manson's horcruxes.
I think I was expecting Gwynnie to wear this, but as an actual mini. Tricia should have. The skirt serves no purpose other than the technicality of making it a gown; it's still about your legs, so just own it, already. Stop the madness.
This makes her looks SO stumpy.
It took me a while to register who this was, but damn, she looks good. There's no room for error in that thing and she's not making any.
I have never been a fan of those necklines. It looks like popped seams.
I don't even know what the hell this IS. Are the sleeves even attached? Is that some kind of... poncho slice?
Boring, but sane.
Doing her NO FAVORS, and I especially have notes for her head-styling team. HARSH ONES.
NAB, girl. Also, you might be wearing fencing.