Viola Davis

I wish Viola had walked the red carpet, because she might look really fantastic. As is, I'm stuck with pictures of her arriving on-stage, which makes it hard to tell entirely what's what. But I THINK I really like this. She tends to go Big Ball Gown for these things, which is obviously fine with ME, but it's also nice to see her change it around a bit.

Amanda Seyfried

She also didn't walk the red carpet. GUYS. Come on. You get the clothes. You're handing out awards. Do the carpet. You can do it QUICKLY.

I might have had notes on this. That fabric reminds me of a VERY 1990 off-the-shoulders, flared-skirt knee-length formal dress I wore in eighth or ninth grade, which isn't necessarily a BAD thing. Just... memories. The gown itself has a hem I don't like much, and seems overall to be the kind of thing actresses change into as their third gown for their wedding odyssey.

Shonda Rhimes

Shonda looks great, and very well coordinated.

Jennifer Jason Leigh

Hate that horizontal seam on her thighs -- this dress has enough going on; what is the POINT of it but to add noise?

America Ferrera

This looks too tight on her chest. The thing is, for them not to fall down, people probably DO err on the side of tighter when it comes to strapless dresses. My solution tends to be: not wearing them. But that isn't always an option. Well, I mean, it is for ME, but maybe the celebs just -- like toddlers -- get what they get and can't get upset.

Marcia Gay Harden

I like the idea of this, but the shirt really, really looks like a sale piece from Chicos.

Greg Louganis

Greg was up for an award for Back on Board. He didn't win, but he does look sterling. Remember when he hit his head on that springboard? That was... it's one of those bizarre moments I am always SO AFRAID OF when I watch diving, especially with the platform, but which you think won't ever actually happen. Oh, that was the worst.

Finn Wittrock

He's in The Big Short, so he must have been excited.

Anthony Anderson

Dapper.

Michael B. Jordan

"Always," whispered Snape.

Lady Gaga

This dress is a total throwaway for me. She glommed it up with her jewelry, but it's just utterly mediocre and failed to withstand her being seated all night either in the audience or at the piano.

Lady Gaga

But... wow. Have you ever seen lazier wig work on her? That is so slipshod. I could check my makeup in the reflection off her hairline glue.

Fugs and Fabs of the Rest of the Producers Guild Awards

Come for Viola Davis, stay for Michael B. Jordan and some really bad wig work on Lady Gaga. The surprise here was The Big Short winning Best Picture, which muddies what everyone thought was The Revenant's clear path to the Oscar, as the PGAs have predicted that winner eight out of the last ten years. (Does that mean the majority of Academy voters are producers?) I don't think that will upset Leo's apple cart; that award, sadly, seems written in stone. If Bryan Cranston somehow took home that statue because everyone was like, "GET THAT WALTER WHITE GUY ON THE WAY TO AN EGOT," I would enjoy seeing the look on Leo's face. [Photos: Getty]