Taylor Lautner, David Spade, Salma Hayek, Adam Sandler and Kevin James
SALMA HAYEK. You are married to a man who owns a handful of extraordinarily high end brands, and you are also Salma Hayek. Why are you wearing a blanket, but more importantly, WHY ARE YOU MAKING GROWN UPS 2? I know why Sandler is making it, and Spade. I assume Kevin James doesn't have anything better to do, and I say that as someone who secretly really likes Kevin James, and obviously T Laut -- of whom I am also fond -- is there for eye candy. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS TO YOURSELF. NOT ANY OF IT.
PS: Say hi to Taylor for me! Is THAT why you're doing this? Please let it come out later that Salma and the Laut are having a super sexy scandalous affair.
Wagner Moura, Diego Luna, Alice Braga, Sharlto Copley, director Neill Blomkamp and Matt Damon
Alice Braga looks adorable but her feet are killing her and she is going to stab a bro at some point in this weekend. These a-holes and their tennis shoes. STABBY.
Katy Perry
So many thoughts: a) You're in Cancun. There was NEVER a better time for a wedge sandal than this event.
b) the flower wreaths will be the end of me. We're not all tiny ladies in wedding at the marriage of Diana Spencer to Prince Charles.
c) I CAN'T with
Smurfs 2. d) This dress is totally cute.
Channing Tatum, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Jamie Foxx
I do not care for Maggie's dress. In fact, I fear that Maggie's return to the Pixie Cut of '06 has prompted a Pavlovian response in my soul -- namely, an emotional return to my own feelings about her circa '06, which were really not very positive ones.
Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx
Please stop. Although, both of you, thanks for wearing clothes that you didn't dig out of the hamper.
Julianne Moore and Chloe Grace Moretz
And to close on a completely positive note: These two look fantastic! Keep it up, ladies.