Martha Plimpton
I love her, and not only because this outfit is very clearly, "IT'S HOT OUT. I'm wearing seersucker and a straw hat and if I look like an extra in Anne of Green Gables, THAT'S FINE WITH ME. Pass the cordial."
Camilla Alves and Matthew McConaughey
She looks like herself (very pretty), and he is ALSO starting to look like himself again after losing all that weight for whatever movie that was. Also, his suit is very dapper. Matthew McC has been kind of dappering it up lately, and I appreciate it.
Ashley Olsen
This is RIDICULOUS but I also love it and plan to look like this 100% of the time once I turn 65. (Sincerely, I do think she is pulling it off despite the aforementioned capsy ridiculousness.)
Rosario Dawson and Alek Wek
They both look totally cute and fine. I particularly like Rosario's shoes. I also feel like this is the first time Rosario hasn't looked weirdly 10 years old than she actually is.
Tika Sumpter
She's gorgeous, but this both looks slightly too big and as if it got caught in an industrial shredder at some point.
Los Bosworth
I have no beef with Lo, but I seriously do not get why she is getting invited places and I mean that non-rhetorically: is she up to something that we need to know about, or is she trying to be a socialite? (Okay, I used the internets to figure it out; she appears to be launching a party planning company. This actually makes sense now. Carry on, Lo. PS: You may have missed a button.)
Garcelle Beauvais
I appreciate those shoes.
Tiffani Thiessen
I also appreciate THOSE shoes, but TAT -- as much as I treasure her -- has got maybe....23% too much stuff happening here.
Dree Hemingway
I don't hate this, but only in the sense that I realize how close it came to throwing me into an actual boiling rage. So the half-hearted "meh" it engenders is actually semi-relaxing.
Julia Restoin-Roitfeld
I both love this and also literally wore almost the exact same thing to my 8th grade dance. Shoes, get in my closet.
Leigh Lezark
Those puffed sleeves should land her over in Avonlea with Martha.
Sasha Cohen
I thought you'd just like photographic proof that Sasha Cohen is alive and well. We miss your dramz in the figure-skating world, Sasha. Go forth in good health and treat some polo player to your short-program-worthy bitchface for us.