> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs and Fabs of This Weekend's Royal Adjacent Wedding - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-of-this-weekends-royal-adjacent-wedding/ - Published: 2013-06-24T15:00:07.000Z - Updated: 2013-06-24T20:40:27.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35 ## Prince Harry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171126166_10.xml) I suppose one might make this face throughout an entire event at which one is caught between one's ex-girlfriend (Chelsy Davy, who was a bridesmaid) and one's current girlfriend. Note: this group of people is very incestuous. All articles about this wedding were like, "Thomas and William used to travel together during their gap year, and Harry used to date one of the bridesmaids, whose sister used to live with Pippa, who once played tennis with the groom, who used to go riding with your mom." ## Prince Harry ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171126157_10.xml) Even a prince of the blood must sometimes carry his own umbrella. ## Some Dude, Cressida Bonas, and Princess Eugenie ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/spl566627_008.xml) Daily Mail also claims that Harry is "madly in love" with Cressida Bonas, who is apparently a real party girl -- as was Chelsy, I believe, although Chelsy is at least a working lawyer and also has a Wikipedia page like a normal royal girlfriend. How am I supposed to write this thing if all your scandals and details aren't corralled in one handy place, Cressida? I don't have all day to run all over the internet to figure out how your sister, the prodigiously named Isabella Amaryllis Charlotte Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe is allegedly the woman William dated whilst briefly broken up with Kate, until she told him she didn't want to be a princess and went off an married one of Richard Branson's kids. Also, Eugenie seems unimpressed. I've decided Cressida is trouble. ## Princes Beatrice and Dave Clark ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wenn20459702.xml) Beatrice looks lovely, although I feel like her posture is generally bad. Don't you think that the Queen is always snapping at her to stand up straight and then it makes her feel sad? I worry that the Queen might be mean to E and B because Fergie is such a pain. Anyhoodle, that's Beatrice's BF. They've been together for five years. Why don't we start haranguing them to get married? We need another Royal Wedding, dudes. Do it for the Americans. ## Chelsy Davy ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171122839_10.xml) Chelsy's the blonder woman; [remember what a hot mess she looked at Kate and Wills' wedding? She looks much more pulled together now.](https://gofugyourself.com/royal-wedding-fug-chelsy-davy-04-2011?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) That was also the day I was (rightly) scolded for misidentifying her as South African, so now I feel duty-bound to announce to all that she hails from Zimbabwe, which is technically *in* the SOUTH of AFRICA, the continent, but...yes. I still stand corrected! ## Prince William ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171122829_10.xml) "I wonder if Kate's got to the bit where Lucy just looks so so orange that you want to take a picture of her and put it on Instagram...." ## Pippa and some MAJESTIC CREATURE ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171126172_10.xml) I have a better photo of Pippa's outfit, which you will see shortly, but first you must see this delight in lavender, whom the Daily Mail called "a glamorous guest," leading me to believe that she's not some rando British society lady I'd recognize if I read more Tatler. Whoever she is, she WENT THERE. This kind of IS what you should wear when the reception is at Hogwarts. ## Pippa Middleton ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/spl566627_002.xml) Ol Pips looks nice although -- say it with me -- I wish she'd worn....a loincloth. NO. A bracelet, obviously. It's always a bracelet. ## Small Adorable Children ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171166275_10.xml) YES the children at the wedding were wee Robin Hoods and wood nymphs, which is adorable. One day I shall have to tell you of how I used to watch the Errol Flynn *Robin Hood* over and over again as a child. Well. I guess that's the entire story. Now you know. ## Tara P-T ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171126159_10.xml) TPT looks pretty great. But speaking of illuminating Wikipedias! Hers includes the following: her Dad was an Olympic skiier (who was Prince Charles' instructor, Chaz is her godfather), she was on a reality show that was solely about her attempt to quit smoking, and, MOST FAMOUSLY, she is the society babe who did SO MUCH COCAINE that her nasal septum disintegrated. That is a LOT of coke. She claims she only did so much [Let's all give her the side-eye on behalf of her sister.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2017895/Tara-I-turned-cocaine-jealousy-perfect-sister.html?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) ## Melissa Percy and Thomas Van Straubenzee ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171126165_10.xml) Oh, right! The bride and groom. They look lovely and fancy and happy, and mazel tov to them! [Fugs and Fabs of This Weekend's Royal Adjacent WeddingThis is the so-called British society wedding of the year, the Melissa Percy And Thomas Van Straubenzee Wedding, where Harry was Torn Between Two Lovers, Feeling A Fool while Kate sat at home on the Chesterfield and ate a whole bag of Doritos while catching up on The Only Way Is Essex. Honestly, though, I do love a Society Wedding, mostly thanks to years and years of reading books at which society weddings were interrupted by MURDER or the revelation of AN AFFAIR or they weren't interrupted but were instead ruined when the bride's true love -- ASSUMED DEAD! -- showed up at the reception at Whatever Castle ALIVE, having WALKED HOME from France! Or the like. They seem ripe for drama, at least in my imagination. Hello! (obviously) has the most breathless details, whereas The Daily Mail has informed me that the reception was at the bride's ancestral home -- her father is the Duke of Northumberland -- which we're all familiar with given that IT IS HOGWARTS. \[Photos: Getty, Splash\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/171126166_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-of-this-weekends-royal-adjacent-wedding-06-2013/)