Carey Mulligan
I think her face says it all.
Carey Mulligan
Okay, some of her expression might be to do with the rain, and the awkwardness of having a girl standing over you holding an umbrella, getting wet so that you might stay dry. But I like to think deep down, she was also rejecting that bodice and its very Playtexness, and writing a note of apology to the pants.
Joel Edgerton
Is that... how much of this is the outfit, and how much is because he does NOT have an umbrella wrangler? Because I really legit can't tell if that's a velvet jacket or not.
Delta Goodrem
I call this outfit Lukewarm Faith Hill.
Kerri-Anne Kennerley
"One of Australia's most seasoned light entertainment hosts," brags her Wikipedia page in what has to be the greatest compliment ever given. Also, there is nothing light about the entertainment her costumey garb here is providing. It is heavy, heavy entertainment.
Krew Boylan
Krew's Wikipedia page says that she "has appeared in different television programmes." That almost HURTS it's so careful. PLEASE can one of her family members please hack into that sucker and write that she's one of the country's most sparkling young talents, or something? I mean, come on. Also painful: this monochromatic beigeness.
Deborah Hutton
She is an Aussie "personality" who sounds like a cross between... I don't know, Julie Chen and Martha Stewart. I guess I appreciate the thematic aspects of this, but it also kind of looks like she got shot in the navel with a design gun.
Elizabeth Debicki
Versions of this Dior dress have been making the rounds all over town. This is not one of my favorite incarnations. I might not HAVE a favorite. It's like I got sick of them all at once.
Danielle Spencer
Well, it's nice to see there is life after Russell Crowe.
Kate Peck
She is, I gather, an MTV person of some ilk and a onetime (current?) fling of Russell Brand's. I actually kind of love the art-deco thing that top is doing, but not so much the part where I'm staring at her bra while it does it.
Laura Dundovic
Hike it up and then we'll talk.
Samantha Jade
I hate everything about how this is designed in the mammarial arena. This dress is a toxic friend.
Tobey Maguire
Poor Tobey. He just wants to get out of there without being totally drenched, or being asked what "scheduling conflict" was so severe that DiCaprio cancelled at the last second, and whether said conflict involved having surgery in international waters, as an explanation for why Leo was photographed on a boat near Cannes after bailing on Sydney.