Olivia Wilde in DSquared2

This is totally crazy, in the manner befitting a noted kook who is thirty years Olivia's senior and owns a scarf emporium. So it has weird charms, but it's also freaky wrong on her.

Olivia Wilde in Tory Burch

That dress is GREAT, though. Sincerely, I wish I had it in my closet, and then also had her abs. But it's a scrolldown, because the boots are killing me softly with their song. Wearing the big heavy boot with that length of dress dates this for me. It makes it musty.

Olivia Wilde in Dior

Well, it's not the worst thing Dior has made. But this silhouette ALSO feels dated to me.

Olivia Wilde in Michael Kors

That might be all right, though, for a casual event. I'm only really in love with the Tory Burch dress, out of all of these. I don't think any of them are flaming failures -- even the caftanic 70s sheath has its Love Boat appeal -- but it's a pile of Feh, in my opinion.

Fugs and Fabs: Olivia Wilde at the Tribeca Film Festival

I thought maybe Olivia Wilde was a juror at the Tribeca Film Festival, but that doesn't seem to be the case, so maybe she's just REALLY itching to get out of the house. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]