She is truly so much better without bangs, and with simple makeup -- you just don't want to distract from her mega bone structure, you know? And I contend she can wear the hell out of a leather jacket and tight pants. I want that jacket.

Speaking of jackets, this coat is very dramatic. It reminds me a little of something Juliette Lewis once wore, back when she did things, except this one is classed up with some half-leather sleeves. I appreciate the drama, but I'm not sure I would want a coat that reeks of $4.99 fake hair, and that thing REALLY looks like an Elvira wig I bought at Aah's the year I went as Amy Winehouse for Halloween.

However, this is what she was wearing underneath it. Do we think that's a jumpsuit, or separates? The top is very sexy on her, and although pants are the right match for it, these trousers somehow seem frumpy in comparison.

This is a totally different vibe. It's cute, and she's pulling it off, but a sensible cardigan and shoes with tiny bows on it are TOTALLY not what I'd have expected from her. She seems like the type to ride up to the church social on her motorcycle and spike the punch, not be the one organizing it and sending everyone home with fortune cookies filled with Bible verses.

Fishtails and I are not friends, particularly. This one looks like it's being eaten by a fish whose eyes were bigger than its stomach. And I want to hike it up an inch.

Oof. Well, her head looks great. But the bodice piece looks like Maidenform is trying to manufacture cone-bra shapewear. Let's leave that to Madonna's architects, okay?