Simone Biles

Simone looks flat-out, 100%, totally, completely great here. A+, gold medal, fabulous.

Ibtihaj Muhammad

Ibtihaj Muhammad -- the fencer who was the first Muslim-American to compete for the US in a hijab -- also looks FABULOUS. This dress is so shiny and elegant.

Missy Franklin

I LOVE Missy. She is a DELIGHT. Does this feel a little wedding party adjacent?

Dana Vollmer

I just want to sneak up to Dana and hoik this up a weeeeeeee tiny tiny bit.

Fugs and Fabs: Olympians at Glamour's Women of the Year

Gold medals all around! Or...you know, at least they're on the medal stand. [Photos: Getty[