Brangelina
She looks fine, he looks like the guy version of the woman in Pulp's "Common People" who just wants to understand how the hobos live. In addition to What's The Deal With Brad Pitt, though, we need to discuss his fly. Are those pants DESIGNED to look like his zipper is open, or is his zipper open? I mean... I think it's the former, but why?
Aja Naomi King
She's so pretty, and that color is great on her. Maybe I'm just relieved to have a little distance from HTGAWM, but I feel warmly toward her.
David Oyelowo
He looks great but I'm really transfixed by his nifty shoes.
Kiernan Shipka in Peter Pilotto
OH THE MOXIE OF THE YOUNG, who can wear weirdly mixed patterns and have it look adorable.
Amanda Crew
The skirt is cute. I like that even the top is trying to make you look at her face so that you won't think about it too hard.
Elisabeth Moss
I don't... HUGELY dislike this? But it feels like one pattern caught a SMTD (sewing-machine transmitted disease) from another pattern and now it's spreading.
Anne Hathaway
Her makeup is nice, but the rest of this is THE MOST BORING.
Jessica Pare
She looks SO CUTE and so happy. Congrats, Megan Draper. You'll be SO MUCH HAPPIER than you were with Don.