Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres
This actually all seems in line with how Ellen likes to dress. Portia looks good, too. I am weirdly attracted to her velveteen fireworks ponchigan.
Lily Collins
It's fine, but PUT THE COAT ON. The dress is nothing much without it.
Shenae Grimes
Look who's back! And dressed like a Pink Lady who's revolutionizing the T-Birds.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Sure. I can accept this.
Joan Jett
I will OBVIOUSLY accept THIS.
Milla Jovovich
I love that blazer. Saint Laurent apparently has its jacket game on point.
Zoe Kravitz, Lisa Bonet
That work also works well for Zoe. Both these women actually are pulling it all off.
Emma Roberts
This is fine too, if veering boring. Remember the Tom Ford show in Los Angeles? It was FULL of hideousness. WHERE ARE THE CRACKPOTS?
Miranda Kerr
Oh, well, here's one.
Sam Smith
I almost didn't recognize him with the beard and no bouffant.
Alexa Chung
I am not here for spaghetti straps. Any prolonged trend that freezes out people who need/want to wear bras is NOT OKAY with me as a boobed human.
Pamela Anderson and Dylan and Brandon Lee
My original copy from this slide got deleted while we were out and about at Fashion Week, so HOORAY, GREAT NEWS. I think I just said that one of the Lee kids is a model, and that I miss Baywatch, or something. I'm sure it was also brilliantly written -- like poetic comedy. O THE LAUGHS WE HAVE MISSED.