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It is so unflattering from the back, too. SO UNFLATTERING. I'm upset on her bum's behalf.
Look, Santa. You're not BROKE. You don't HAVE to sell your beard clippings on Etsy.
The longer I look at this, the weirder it gets to me. The skirt, from this distance, looks like it was made from a pillowcase in the Strawberry Shortcake Sports Spectacular collection, and the jewels on the shoulders look like a creeping threat. I know they're attached to illusion netting, but it should not be the illusion that she's about to get strangled.
Nor the illusion of expensive gangrene.
I can't fight with those shoes, though. We are on the same side. JOIN ME.
Both of their heads are great. Both of their outfits are forgettable.
This is the kind of outfit that says, "I just really REALLY wanted to wear the necklace."
In fairness, that's a valid point. It IS a cool necklace.
This is just fine on her. The shoes aren't necessarily my exact cup of tea but I love that she did something sassy with her feet instead of boring black pumps.
Those might be TOO sassy. Is there such a thing? I think... possibly.