Miranda Kerr in Louis Vuitton
Just when you think the Louis Vuitton is over, THIS POPS UP. And it's ATROCIOUS. The ONLY good part is the hemkerchief poking out the bottom. And that's just because it's patterned interestingly.
Emily Ratajkowski in Prabal Gurung
I wish she had lips, but I have to say, she does look really good in this. Also, is she possibly the most evenly tanned human alive.
Emily Ratajkowski
I don't know how you achieve this WITHOUT netting, but seeing it crinkle is ruining the effect a little.
Naomi Campbell
This mostly works because she's Naomi Campbell and her body is a miracle.
Adriana Lima in Giambattista Valli
So, weirdly, Allison Williams had worn this recently. It's REALLY REALLY WEIRD that someone would have a dress in the Met Gala pipeline that had been seen already in the exact same form. That... feels like rather a large oversight. It's weirder still because this seems not QUITE dressy enough for the Met? Maybe it was a backup.
Carolyn Murphy in Oscar de la Renta
That's quite pretty. It was custom-made, and appears to have been done so very very precisely.
Fei Fei Sun in J. Mendel
I like this, as well. It's not flashy, but neither is it trashy.
Lara Stone in Tom Ford
Does this feel a bit like Julianne Moore bailed and he needed a body?
Amber Valletta in H&M
This is another eco-friendly gown, and was made with 1,000 hand-cut petals. A great mix of new and old, and this is better than she's looked in a while.
Kate Upton in Topshop
This is a touch matronly, but it also looks fab on her, so I can't complain.
Jessica Hart in Azzedine Alaia
Well, it's an Alaia, and Cher Horowitz WOULD love this, but... her closet is perhaps where it should go and stay.
Alessandra Ambrosio in Balmain
I just sincerely think Olivier Rousteing made this after having a sex dream about a tennis court.
Hannah Davis in Zuhair Murad
This is beautiful, and I could be talking about any number of things in this photo.
Lily Aldridge
This feels like a "Wear whatever bra you want and just paint your eyebrows to match" brand of laziness.
Cindy Crawford
I've created a whole soap opera in my head wherein Cindy Crawford cannot stand Amal Alamuddin Clooney (if you recall, their husbands are very close), and so is crowing inside that she's at the Met and Amal is at home. Probably crafting a brilliant legal strategy for an incredibly complicated scenario, but still.
Liu Wen
This was the best day of one fisherman's career.
Jourdan Dunn
I just... is there... do I spy a small triangular window over her... small triangle?
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Ralph Lauren
This is a fab gown, but I don't think this is the place for it. Although one of the E! panelists was like, "We might be seeing her WEDDING DRESS...." and they all then clucked and cooed, and like, you guys, SHE IS NOT DEPLOYING HER FUTURE WEDDING DRESS AT THE MET. She could maybe have SAVED it.
Hailey Baldwin in Louis Vuitton
This was supposedly custom made for her. Shouldn't it be less... I don't know... terrible?
Doutzen Kroes in Balmain
Venetian blinds ARE a marvel of technology.
Agyness Deyn in Kenzo
This theme made me miss her old punkier look. They called this gown "metallic lace." I wish I had found this photo Kenzo tweeted. I think this is a gown that needs constant fluffing and wrangling in order to appreciate what it's doing.
Joan Smalls in Balmain
Neither the best nor the worst Balmain. I wish she hadn't gone with a line that was SO heavily represented, because Joan Smalls is bad-ass and I wish she was in something that didn't feel tired by the time I got to her.
Bella Hadid in Givenchy
Boot socks. Of course.