Ashley Judd

The theme of this premiere seemed to be STERNUM (including Shailene). I actually think this is a VERY pretty dress, but it feels incredibly formal for a person who isn't...oh, wait. Ashley Judd IS in Insurgent. NEVER MIND. Carry on, Ashley. We know you're just thinking about college basketball right now anyway.

Suki Waterhouse

Suki looks vaguely shellshocked by this, although it IS kind of romantic?

Maggie Q

This is obviously the Evil Twin of Suki's dress.

Jussie Smollett

Let's take a break in the Sternum Parade for some nice soothing Dapper Dudes in Suits.

Theo James

Yes, yes. This is all much better.

Octavia Spencer

And ending on a high note! Octavia, you rarely let me down.

Fugs and Fabs: Other People At the Divergent: Insurgent Premiere

I could come up with names for these movies for...well, at least 15 minutes. Insurgent! Convergent! Detergent! (That's the one where Shailene is forced to do laundry for two hours, which actually would be torture.) [Photos: Fame/Flynet]