Laverne Cox
Have I got heatstroke, or is something a little off with the proportions here? Both the crotch AND the pants seem too long. All of it seems just a breeze too big on her, perhaps? But her face, as ever, looks GREAT.
Janet Jackson
I feel like Janet looks so young with her hair like this, and I am delighted for her to make a return, even if she's doing it in the world's most glam flight suit. (If you have to jump out of a plane, do it in high style, I always say.)
Christina Milian
I spent a LONG time thinking that she might be wearing a jumpsuit covered with emojis. I actually might have liked this better if they WERE emojis? They'd distract me from the two tongue depressors masquerading as her top.
Lil' Mama
I can read Lil' Mama's mind. And inside she's screaming, "YOU GUYS. IT'S LIKE 100 DEGREES. I'M WEARING PANTS. AND SLEEVES. GET ME INSIDE TO THE AC RIGHT NOW. I AM DYING IN FRONT OF YOUR VERY FACES."
Faith Evans
"Whereas I am wearing fur and I look totally cool and collected. I'm teaching a class on this at the Learning Annex next month, actually. Please ask me about my bracelets. DON'T ask me about my jumpsuit."
Eva Marcille
This is objectively real, real, REAL bad. It looks like something you'd buy at the Forum Shops at Caesar's Palace after a long long day of day-drinking, and you'd wear out to the club and then, when you picked it up off the floor of the bathroom the next morning, you'd ask yourself: WHAT WAS I THINKING? All that said: Eva IS one of my favorite Top Model winners ever, so...soft spot.