Paris Hilton

This is legitimately really pretty.

Paris Hilton

This is charming and I also suspect this is the outfit Paris thinks of as her Kate Middleton costume. Also: Big love to every other human in this photo, as they ALL look totally askance in completely different ways. Skeptical Side-Eye there in black might be my soulmate, but I also love Purple Beret, Totally Oblivious Grey Hat, Befuddled Man in Glasses, and Concerned Hotel Employee.

Paris Hilton

EXTREMELY subtle here, wherein she is allegedly off to Selfridges. I'd make a joke about how I hope she buys something else to wear there, but I am fairly sure she thinks it's where Jeremy Piven lives.

Paris Hilton

This is very complicated.

Paris Hilton

Call me crazy but (a) she looks kind of great in that and (b) bless her for turning that London street into her own personal catwalk. SHE'S STILL GOT IT.

Paris Hilton

And that's a REALLY cute coat. Apparently, even this clock is right twice a day.

Paris Hilton

This clock, however, is not totally right. This is like...fifteen minutes slow.

Paris Hilton

And this clock is set about about 2006.

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I know, I know. But Paris is mostly living in London right now -- a la Lohan; I'm sorry, great Britain, we didn't mean to unload them on you, it just happened -- and now that she's suddenly single again, she is popping out in all kinds of looks. My theory is that she's decided that since Nicky got her big expensive wedding to a Rothschild at the Orangery, she TOO shall meet and wed someone interesting and posh in the UK. Dear God, please let Paris somehow wind up in charge of some money-pit of a stately pile (nothing too historic) and please let them film her trying to fix it up. For real, though. Not Soft Scripted Paris Hilton Flips That Manor. Like actual proper documentary footage of Paris Hilton being forced by the love of a noble but cash-poor man to figure out how to preserve those frescoes in the chapel. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]