
She's gorgeous and so is this, except for the fact that it's one sneeze away from sliding off her body and onto the carpet. HOIK THAT SUCKER UP, ANGIE. Just imagine the disgusted expression that ADA Abbie Carmichael would be making right now.

She's GREAT on The Americans, which is great in general, and in fact this dress is ALSO kind of great. Full marks all around.

This might also need a wee gentle hoik, but overall, I gotta say: This might be one of my favorite things she's ever worn.

This is ostensibly really, really pretty but something about it is making me very very sleepy.

NOW I AM AWAKE.

I am pleased that whoever is dressing Gaby gets that she is capable of pulling off that Really Cool Woman Whose Kids Go To School With Yours And Who Owns Like An Art Gallery Or Something Mysterious But Definitely Directional in Nature kind of look. She always looks like she she should be looking around for the dude with the champagne delivery and I mean that in a good way.

"Wow, Kristen Wiig looks GREAT," I thought, when this photo popped up. Make of that what you will.

I have a style crush on Carrie Brownstein, which is unexpected.

I cannot with your wee head-dildo, Mae, but the rest of you is charming and you have great eyebrows and basically I love you in everything so let's just pretend everything is totally fine, okay? Okay.

This is not BAD, but it feels like she thinks she might be going to an event that's more important than this event actually is?

Ditto (although I think this is groovy).

SHE might think this event is the Grammys.

A royal blue (or purple?) bolt of lightning that may or may not be made of feathers TOTALLY counts as a pattern, right? Right. This is super weird but I don't hate it on her, mostly because she's got some bracelets and lipstick that confirm she really TRIED. (Also, this is Heather, popping in just to add this slide -- just in case y'all are like WHAT NO JESSICA YOU HAVE GONE MAD. I don't want her to take the blame.)

Totally acceptable! A nice solid B. Next time, I hope to give you an A-, Gina. Keep working hard and have a great summer.

Why not end this with a BANG? She is the best.
