Anna Faris
I really think Anna Faris needs to eliminate bangs from her life. I have nothing against bangs, but every time I look at Anna Faris, I struggle to figure out what's not working about the styling for me, and I think it's that the bangs crowd her face. Here is a picture of her without them, from years ago. Although they look okay here. But sideswept is better? Why am I spending so much time on this? Do we think she wears wigs? If she does, though, why does her wig have roots? I HAVE QUESTIONS. Also the dress is super unflattering and stumpifying. Good night.
Kat Graham
PEOPLE is really smart -- we've gotten to attend two local parties they've thrown, and both were at venues where everyone entered up high and then came down a staircase, which means that everyone at the party can see which celebrities are arriving. So as we sat with our drinks, you can imagine we were excited to see THIS enter. She looks like she stole a coat from a shady belt vendor on the street and wore it inside-out. Among other things.
Willow Shields
She is Prim in the Hunger Games movies, and she came with her Dad, which was adorable. I just wish this didn't look like an Easter party that ended in MURDER. Are we sure she didn't sneak onto the "Carrie" set and steal this?
Michael B. Jordan
You need to know that he was wearing a short-sleeved shirt under this, and we got a look at the gun show from our seats, and it was A REALLY GOOD GUN SHOW.
Rochelle Aytes
She was on "Mistresses," which somehow got picked up for a second summer season. The dress is cute but the shoes are, per usual, an afterthought.
Jim O'Hair
JERRY WAS THERE AND WE MISSED IT?
Elizabeth Henstridge
I didn't tape "Agents of SHIELD," and I'm okay with that. However, presumably some stylist out there DID, so I'm sad this is the best she got. It's such a... blob. It's like an airbrushing mistake.
Paula Malcomson
Okay, let's start more rumors: She is on "Ray Donovan," and so is Jon Voight, and they appeared to be circulating at the party near each other, and at one point he interrupted her conversation to make sure she was offered a cupcake. And THEN when we were leaving, we drove past them in the parking garage walking to the same car (most people self-parked at this thing). So let's decide that they're having a torrid affair.
Spencer Grammer
I would like this better if I couldn't see her bra. And if I felt like her makeup had any relation to it at all. However, I would like that coat, please.
Hayley Orrantia
I guess she used to be on "X-Factor," and now she's on The Goldbergs. Good for her. However, this dress is for someone 15 years older than she is, at least, and maybe a couple inches taller, and those shoes are carving out my soul with a blunt instrument.
Ahna O'Reilly
She is a lot lovelier and more interesting than this. At least make it cocktail-length and wear some freaky shoes.
Mira Sorvino
Those booties? SEQUINS.
Nick Wechsler
Jessica quelled the urge to walk up to him and say, "So. Charlotte Grayson," and then just shrug and look expectantly at him.
Katie Aselton
She is married to Mark Duplass and on "The League," and I feel like... she goes to so many things lately -- some of which we have ignored -- that I believe, in Mean Girls parlance, someone is REALLY trying to make fetch happen. I'm not sure if it's going to WORK, exactly (as a sports-loving girl, I still somehow really hate "The League"), but I'l say this: She's pretty, and those are some great shoes. She should just start reading every script Kristen Wiig rejects.
Alexander Koch
I did not ask him why "Under The Dome" turned SO VERY BAD AND STUPID. When you are a show whose cliffhanger involves the town maybe hanging a dude, until the girl who ditched the "Twilight" movies throws a purple egg into the water and the sky turns pink... I mean, that is no fire-due-to-hate-candles, is all I'm saying.
Karla Souza
This Mexican film actress is wearing what I can only describe as Hideous Knockoff Marchesa. Which to me is actually less offensive than actual Hideous Marchesa, because presumably it is cheaper.
Dawn Oliveri
I watched like two episodes of House of Lies, but she was in them. I think she may also be living IN a house of lies, purchased for her by whoever told her this outfit was good. Girl, a moth ate your shirt. Fix it.
Corbin Bleu
I'm not sure about sleeves that don't match the jacket, and then are also ombre... Does it look cool, or like a laundry accident? I just saw John Legend in a non-ombre version of that style, so I think we might be seeing more of it soon?
Brant Daugherty
He was on Pretty Little Liars, and is now on Dancing With The Stars. and if he's NOT dating his partner Peta Murgatroyd, then he's just very, er, appreciative of her assets, as he checked out her bum at least once and was very huggy (in a respectful "here, my lady, let me squire you" kind of way) with her. So. There is your DWTS report.
Pata Murgatroyd
And here are said assets. Which are admirable, but also looked really ridiculous in this in person. (We were staring at it for a while because she was at the bar, right in front of us.) It was... I made the same face as that handler is making.
Peta Murgatroyd
It seems rude not to show you that she also has a front.
Chelsea Kane
She ALSO wore a jumpsuit (and came on Derek Theler's arm -- he's her co-star on "Baby Daddy" and he is a dreamy drink of water and yet somehow there are no pictures of him). Ladies, jumpsuits are tough from the back. Don't turn around.
Chelsea Kane
Although this one was also tough from the front.
Serinda Swan
That makeup is way too intense for her face. It's eating her features alive.
Amanda Righetti
That's actually a very pretty fabric. I just want to hoik it up a wee and maybe hide the underwire.
AJ Cook
She looks very nice -- she is on... Criminal Minds, I think? -- but the only reason I am even including this is because she wore interesting shoes, and she's the only shoe close-up we have available, so: context.
AJ Cook
And shoes. I am concerned those little diamonds dug into her skin all night.