Ellie Goulding

This is both fug and fab for me, in a way. It's striking on her, for sure, yet it also looks a bit like a backgammon board caught a venereal disease.

Ellie Goulding

This is a touch tight on her. It's also awkwardly crotchy, but I'm pretty sure the entire VS Fashion Show could be subtitled Awkwardly Crotchy.

Selena Gomez in Jolibe Atelier

Oh, kiddo. This is a horrible mess. The belt is apparently Saint Laurent, and that makes me wonder if she borrowed it at the last minute to try and give SOME semblance of fit to this satin sack. Also, the way the skirt is cut combined with how she's standing make her look like one of her legs is dislocated.

Selena Gomez

It's just real awkward.

Selena Gomez

And now it has her standing like she's in DIRE need of a bathroom.

The Weeknd

Did they give The Weeknd only ten minutes' notice of this event?

The Weeknd

I assume if he's not careful here, he really WON'T be able to feel his face.

Fugs and Fabs: Performers at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Ellie Goulding got pulled into this at the eleventh hour when Rihanna backed out, and that's a bit of a bummer because I'd love to have seen what Rihanna brought to this party. [Photos: Getty]