Alicia Vikander in Louis Vuitton

Liesl Von Trapp IS the Lonely Goatherd's Girlfriend IN High On A Hill with costumes by Fraulein Maria and the Salzberg Drapes Factory.

Eddie Redmayne, Hannah Bagshawe (in Alexander McQueen)

If you had told me that Louis Vuitton threw this in with Alicia's dress for free, I'd have believed it. Somehow it looks like the Kohl's dilution of Alicia's -- you know, the original concept, divided by about twenty and then forced to compromise on materials AND labor. It's not BAD; it's just not inspiring.

Johnny Depp, Amber Heard (in Alexander McQueen)

Now THAT is a McQueen worth having shipped to Italy.

Eddie Redmaybe, Hannah Bagshawe

"Next time I will steal Amber's bag, I promise."

Eddie Redmayne

Just a mo -- Father's docking his yacht and Edward needs to see if that ghastly new dock boy knows how to tie the moorings.

Alicia Vikander in Louis Vuitton

Not bad? Well chosen for a photocall, but I am not entirely sure it FITS, unless that's just the angle.

Amber Heard in Zimmermann

I had NO IDEA she's in this movie too, until this weekend. She certainly brought some great clothes, so i guess even if her part isn't that big, her budget must be.

Fugs and Fabs: Premiere of The Danish Girl at Venice Film Festival

The Danish Girl got a lot of attention as an Oscar contender even as far back as when Eddie Redmayne was picking up his hardware for The Theory of Everything. And what's interesting is that I just read the Variety review that says it's surprisingly just as much if not more Alicia Vikander's movie, because Redmayne perhaps plays the character a bit more from the outside in -- which was exactly my issue with both his Stephen Hawking and The Theory of Everything in general (which I thought belonged, or at least should have, to Felicity Jones/Jane Hawking). Sometimes the collateral damage is just as interesting; in other words, often the people who are pulled into another person's life end up with a journey that's just as fascinating. [Photos: Getty]