
Well, I just typed out this whole slideshow and then lost it because of a super annoying Wordpress feature that makes me stabby. The gist here was: I am not sure about the boots but I like the rest of what Sydney Andrews is wearing (she will always be on Melrose Place in my heart). My beef lies with Gay Matt (ditto). I was one of the few people who watched Desperate Housewives until the bitter end, and he looked dreamy on it every week. But those jeans are too big and too high, and the shirt is so shiny I keep wanting to blot it.

I will take: the hair, the brows, the jacket, and the face. That seems fair -- she'll get to keep her legs, which will be a comfort when she's, you know, faceless.

Well. Leggings. I can't go there. But this is fine, right? Comfy, cute shoes. But...

It's a PSA. I hate it when sweaters try to tell me what to do, even if they're right.

Sasha here is apparently only 16. And she's lovely and teeny, none of which is coming across from the styling here -- that shirt looks like something you'd find at a maternity store, the hairdo looks refried, and the makeup is making her hard to recognize. Which is because...

... nobody trimmed her falsies. Those suckers are bunchy and overlong; they're like ocular wings and they needed clipping.

Lindsey was on the woefully underappreciated Aliens In America, so she's in good with me always. But the dress isn't doing much for me, nor for her -- plus her expression is the face of a lady who got stuck with the last dress on the stylist's rack and had to make do or die.

But the shoes fall under "die," I think.

I love his character on PLL to an almost crazy level. Like, I get angry with Hanna whenever she does something that might push him away. THEY ARE NOT REAL. Sigh. But I might get mad at HIM for that hat. It's what Friedrich von Trapp would wear if he went emo.

Those white high-tops are a Bieber too far for me.

This guy plays rotten on the show, but is REALLY nice in real life. So I wish his boots didn't look like he'd just kicked at six tons of cigarette ash.

Cute dress, good shoes... I am sated.
