Rihanna
I don't love the drapey bra-lette -- it looks like Rachel Bilson walked out of a wardrobe fitting for Hart of Dixie -- but I might have been able to get on board with the silhouette, if I liked what was below it. Spoiler: I didn't. Behold.
Rihanna
She needed to cut that sucker off right at the knee. And iron it. It looks like she wrapped a bedsheet around her bum to answer the door.
Rihanna
This is... dopey, for me. Whereas the first outfit looked like a makeshift sarong, this is like a self-conscious co-ed dorm pajama party where somebody is tee-heeing about a boy seeing her butt cleavage.
Rihanna
Right now Madonna is wishing she could have the '80s back so she could do this first. Assuming she DIDN'T. I don't recall pearl sunglasses AND pearl necklaces in her repertoire. It's a lot of pervy imagery she'd have been unable to resist.
Rihanna
Full marks to RiRi for this one, though -- she's performing at a lingerie fashion show, with a bunch of supermodels in panties and Seussian costuming, and she is commanding that stage in that gown. Its fit is flawless. It's just the right level of costume for this event. And for once (seemingly), it's not hot pants. Win.