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Rihanna in Zac Posen

Rihanna Diamond Ball

Okay, I said she was one of the least crazy, but that doesn't mean I like this. If this stretches and pulls and pummels RIHANNA'S body, then it's a clunker. You know that tired old line people spew about how whatever person "really knows how to design for a woman's body"? This feels like the exact opposite.

Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek Diamond Ball

I can't decide how I feel about this. It makes her waist look teeeeeny, but... I think I wish it weren't neon animal print. Another pattern, or a mix of solids, but maybe not some kind of My Little Cheetah.

Kim Kardashian in Alexander Wang for Balenciaga

Kim Kardashian Diamond Ball

Somebody please tell her that wearing large coats does not absolve her of what she puts UNDER them.

Nikki Reed, Kat Graham

Nikki Reed, Kat Graham

Of COURSE Kat Graham is wearing a giant V over her V. I can't find any logic to what Nikki Reed is wearing, though, unless she's just stoked because she completed a 30-day abs challenge.

Tia Mowry

Tia Mowry Diamond Ball

Sometimes, crafting can backfire.

Adrienne Bailon

Adrienne Bailon

She's not doing much to disabuse me of the notion that she has a Kim Kardashian fetish. Psst: Pick a better fetish.

Fugs and Fabs: Rihanna's First Annual Diamond Ball
When Rihanna is one of the least crazy-looking people at the party, it's usually a sign to check for the sight of four horsemen on the horizon. [Photos: Getty]

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