Letterman appearance
"Well, it's better than the version Hilary Swank wore. And by better, I mean MORE NAKED."
Guys Choice Awards
"Hey, BAG, shouldn't there be an apostrophe in 'Guys Choice'? BAG? Brian? HELLO? There you are. Also: is this on backward? Also: is she prettier than me? DON'T ANSWER THAT. Could you go get me some salsa? Thanks."
MTV Movie Awards
"Animal print. SO OBVIOUS. Am I right, David Silver, or am I right? Not that I've ever been subtle. Also, I'd like to point out that given the fact that I compared Michael Bay to HITLER, I don't even WANT to be in this movie. LeBoeuf kisses like he's trying to get a popcorn kernel out of my molar. But, okay, fine: cute shoes."
Moscow Photocall
"BAG, WHERE IS MY NEXT MARGARITA? Because this is kind of great and it makes me sad."
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
"...and I feel better now."
33rd Moscow International Film Festival
"Whoa. I feel MUCH better now. Brian, come look at this! It's crazy! It's full on Pantsless McCrayCray! She's all Hotpants McFlowerTumor! She's like Underpants...shit, I lost the third snarky surname I'd thought of, but whatever. It's LOONEY TUNES, right, babe? Right?"
Germany Press Conference
"Nice cleavage. And I should know. I INVENTED Cleavage As An Art Form to Promote Shitty Movies About Toy Machines Which Also Show a Remarkable Laxity Toward The Concept of Geography and /or the Complexity of the Human Condition."
The UK Fan Screening
"Sigh. This is kind of great."
Germany Premiere
"And even I can't deny that this is just hilarious."
Germany Premiere
"And this is kind of gorgeous. Now I feel sad again. Sad and margarita-less. But while she's bumming around Europe with Michael Bay, I'm drinking cocktails with David Silver. That seems like an even trade, right, dude? Right? RIGHT?"