Salma at Stella McCartney

In fairness, this is totally fine and nicely accessorized. Why do I decide to start this slideshow with something that undermines my own hypothesis? (I mean, does it look like a $1200 dress? No. THAT we can discuss at length.)

Salma at Giambattista Valli

I don't SUPER hate this. I just ALMOST hate it. (That ruffle detail always kills it for me.)

'Le Prophete' Q&A Session

In fact, can we put a Ruffle Moratorium in effect for her?

Salma at Saint Laurent

Let's add neck bows to that list, shall we?

Salma at Alexander McQueen

This might be the best of the bunch. What say you?

Fugs and Fabs: Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek is VERY busy come Milan and Paris fashion weeks, popping out to go to fashion shows for design houses owned by her husband. Given these resources, as ever, I'd love to know why she doesn't look better? IT'S SALMA HAYEK. SHE IS GORGEOUS. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]