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# Fugs and Fabs: Salma Hayek
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-salma-hayek-3/
- Published: 2016-01-20T20:00:57.000Z
- Updated: 2016-01-20T18:59:39.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

## Salma Hayek

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/01/ffn_tis_elprofeta_prem_011716_51949677.jpg)

This is like a sheet cinched with a ribbon. SALMA. You are better than bedding-as-a-craft project!

## Salma Hayek

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/01/FFN_TIS_EL_PROFETA_PHOTOCALL_1162016_51949200.jpg)

Like this! This is better! This is good! YOU LOOK GOOD!

## Salma Hayek

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/01/FFN_FlyUK_McCartneyParty_112515_51917960.jpg)

One step forward, six miles back. In the interest of full disclosure: This was over the holidays, and she may have been whacked out of her mind on glogg. In other matters of full disclosure, I DO enjoy how extremely funny this is.

## Salma Hayek

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/01/FFN_LeProphete_RC_CHP_113015_51919848.jpg)

This is ALSO kind of like some kind of bedroom textile -- curtains? -- that she just threw on and cinched. Is Salma Hayek secretly living in some kind of *Chopped* episode, but instead of food, it's HER OWN WARDROBE? Like, "You're going to a premiere. You have to make a dress out of....\[*opens box*\] only the cafe curtains in your guest house and a twist tie! GO!"

[Fugs and Fabs: Salma HayekIn which we are all reminded that Salma should really look better than she does, on a regular basis, given that she is SALMA HAYEK. \[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/01/ffn_tis_elprofeta_prem_011716_51949677.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-salma-hayek-3-01-2016/)