Salma Hayek

This is like a sheet cinched with a ribbon. SALMA. You are better than bedding-as-a-craft project!

Salma Hayek

Like this! This is better! This is good! YOU LOOK GOOD!

Salma Hayek

One step forward, six miles back. In the interest of full disclosure: This was over the holidays, and she may have been whacked out of her mind on glogg. In other matters of full disclosure, I DO enjoy how extremely funny this is.

Salma Hayek

This is ALSO kind of like some kind of bedroom textile -- curtains? -- that she just threw on and cinched. Is Salma Hayek secretly living in some kind of Chopped episode, but instead of food, it's HER OWN WARDROBE? Like, "You're going to a premiere. You have to make a dress out of....[opens box] only the cafe curtains in your guest house and a twist tie! GO!"

Fugs and Fabs: Salma Hayek

In which we are all reminded that Salma should really look better than she does, on a regular basis, given that she is SALMA HAYEK. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]